I didn't read all the other suggestions, so apologies if this is a dupe name, but I think I'll go with
Stardust-Prime if it's the first one found... either that or
Onomatopoeia... I always liked that word...
And if I find a baker's dozen, the two above and:
Star-Spit
Zoom-Up-Zoom-Down-Zoom-Up-Zoom-Down
A-Blast-Of-Wind-From-Howard-Stern's-A**
The-Stardust-Formerly-Known-As-Prince
Stardustcalifragilisticexpialidocious
Spock's-Speck
Michael-Jackson's-Nose
..... okay, not a baker's dozen, but I want to get back to the java-scope.
And yes, I am COMPLETELY SERIOUS about these.

Matt