Nikita wrote:You learn more about browsers, computer settings and the importance of good mouse batteries than you ever had, and ever wanted to!
AND you begin to wonder how you ever got along with just connecting and clicking before!
Oh, Alice... uh- Nikita!
Be warned: Somewhere in that rabbit hole you will have to decide between the red pill and the blue pill...
You know you're a duster if...
- You wear a dust mask when dusting with a cold so you don't cough or sneeze on the screen
- all you want for Christmas is a large monitor, video card and internet upgrades
- Your family and friends are asking, "Are you done YET???"
- You want your certificates framed and placed over family pictures or any other certificates of achievements you've ever had
When you install a computer in your car so that you can search for interstellar dust on your way to work each day.
When you crash into a tree while doing this, but don't mind a bit because the crash accidentally hit your mouse button while it was positioned over a dust particle you hadn't noticed.
After you pull out your second back-up PC, the one you always carry in your trunk, and discover that you were the first to find the dust particle, you go nearly mad with joy, and start pouring champagne for anyone who happens to come by.
When the police arrive, they suspect you of fraud because you are so ecstatic over a dust particle which they can't even see, while you are incredibly pleased and happy beyond words that you wrecked your vehicle.
The police throw you into the local insane asylum on suspicions of partial insanity, but you don't care because the asylum's internet connection is faster than what you had at home.
